Hana. 18. Biomedical sciences major. Vegetarian. Recover[ed]. Passionate about health, fitness, and nutrition, but I am not a fitblr.
"if you’re so stressed out from school why don’t you just study more or take fewer classes??"
Well, let’s see, I quit my job
(and technically got a new one but I treat it as work-study)
I’m able to study more, and I have been studying more
But I can’t take fewer than 15 credits per semester, so that last part isn’t feasible for me.
And the stress keeps piling :~)
My current mentality is “I’m sad and I hate myself but I have to get good grades”
I’m doing a persuasive speech and this would really help me out.
If you think animals should be adopted from shelters, reblog.
If you think animals should be bought from pet stores, like.
We sadly cannot adopt from shelters due to being foster parents—but I am a huge advocate for adopting animals.
bananakingbleep said: Oh my god. I’m dying over here.
Sex advice coming from his sister who’s never even been kissed, let alone dated.
Dude I will scare the hell outta that boy and teach him all about STDs, just you wait.
Also, bananas would be good practice for his condom technique. They also come in handy for practicing sutures since the skin is so thick.
Pretty sure I just embarrassed Joe in giving him the talk about how when the day comes and he goes commando or whatever, he should communicate with his partner and always wear condoms because i’m not taking care of his kids
(nor him if his partner ever gives him syphilis).
So I told him he could get some rubbers at the pharmacy or university for free and practice putting them on bananas.
Needless to say, he’s not going to be eating bananas anytime soon.
Olin Ivory (via psych-facts)